beemovieerotica:

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven’t seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka “raptures of the deep

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you’re good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here’s what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they’re not dying, they’re not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he’d told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he’s at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can’t go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

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noellevanious:

noellevanious:

noellevanious:

lol my doctor just injected me w somethimg pink

My catears getting bigger.

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Huh

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purpleminte:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy

#they look like what smashmouth sounds like

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faggyrat:

memewhore:

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[ID: A screenshot of a purchase for a dog collar. It says:

1x Buckled Martingale - Leather Dog Collar $70.00

Dog’s Exact Neck Size - 13"

Breed of Dog - uh

Age of Dog - um

Other Notes - i’m gonna be real this is for me i’m gonna wear it

Subtotal $70.0

End ID.]

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refrainboy:

Am I (29M) the asshole for beating up an inmate (16M) until he had to be hospitalized? I know the title sounds bad but hear me out,


deejay:

katseeli:

love-and-thvnder:

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Fans can now purchase the I Am Kenough hoodie on the official Mattel online store. Currently, shipments scheduled to be sent out on or before Sept. 29. At the moment, the official hoodie is SOLD OUT but you can get the unofficial one HERE

@saamwisechester !! We’re getting matching I Am Kenough hoodies right?

PSA: The official hoodies are back in stock!

Link

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d-d-zero:
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d-d-zero:

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thedreadvampy:

eclogues:

velvetys:

Wait I have another one sorry

me when im giving birth to my twins

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me when I’m giving birth to my triplets

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baronfulmen:

sharpasanaro:

cerberuschaos:

223-jay:

apocalypticjay:

mememuseumofhistory:

sonnetseven:

despoinanyx:

xxchinbo:

evelin-lmh:

daily—toks:

Imagine making a small talk with your barista and they slide their social battery badge down a level

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OMG I bought that pin last week and it arrived today!

*For the people asking I bought the pin HERE

imagine sliding this down mid conversation lmao

In a good day I’m in yellow ngl…

You’re at a lunch with friends when they all stop talking.

They were distracted by the low health sound of your social health bar

Do-do do-do do-do

I need this for… reasons.

you know what? this sort of thing should be normalized. if im talking to someone, and they feel like they need a social break, let them use this! plus it might help people who have trouble telling where they’re at on that scale

BRB BOUGHT TO GO ORDER ASAP

Me too man, me too

I need this so bad

All I can picture is my wife making eye contact with me at a party and sliding it aaaassaaaaall the way down as a way of telling me she’d like to leave now.

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bqrbie:

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#BIG ABBY ENERGY

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justlookatthosesausages:

seelcudoom:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

the fact he can cross himself and invoke the lord and it only hurts but garlic will kill him outright implies garlic is more powerful then christ

In Italy it is

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kira-serialfaggot:

good-girl-gock:

unlicensedcatboydick:

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this always gets me very warm in the face >/////<

Too good not to have here lol

After 8 foot tall lady dimitrescu went on a rampage through the internet getting everyone horny as fuck, I stopped being dysphoric about my height and instead use it to my advantage

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yellenabelova:

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#I think a certain someone watched Mean Girls (2004) a lot

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stratfender:

krillers:

some 24 year old genshin artist: WTF HOW ARE YOU 12 AND SO GOOOD AT ART??? WHILE IM PATHETIC OMG- 😭😭 IM GONNA KMS-

the middle schooler who started an art account for fun:

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